Someone feed this man. It's sad to watch him hobble around stage with sagging clothing and a rickety frame.
They need to come up with, you know, an Apple to feed people with.
iApple? It grows on trees. Comes in three colors. Canary Yellow. Mustang Red. Vegan Green. Also, it has a GPS transmitter in the seeds so your friends can track your location until the seed passes from your system. Then your friends will just be confused that you're trapped in a bathroom stall, leading some to wonder if you're belimic (or really kinky). You can twitter by farting.
... and I so need work to provide me with an iPhone with 2.0 software. But considering I have to fill out a form to justify the business need for a laptop, I somehow doubt it. I'm surprised I haven't been issued the standard issue slide rule, yet.
This product lackey is trying real hard to have the Jobs pacing in his speech. It comes off a bit pompous. Or is that the standard Apple aire? I sometimes can't tell :)
But it's kind of exciting looking toys, these APIs and such. Now to come up with an app that I feel like making for the iPhone.
I wonder if Steve is eating a cookie while this guy talks.
I have to LOL with his monotone voice wrt Super Monkey Ball. He's so, I'm not a gamer but I'll put up with these dorks, whatever.
Oh look, they have social networking butt-seeds with loopt. Just wrap it in nutrition!..!...?
Pissed off used car salesman is back on stage..
Yeah, TypePad.. I love the subject and content. Way to acknowledge the fact typing on an iPhone is really irritating. WoW. Yum.
The AP guy has a really cool voice. But, in some way, it's kind of eerie.. like.. he could do narrations to horror movies... and the app is so going to feed my news obsession.
Not one.. but TWO games!
Oh, Apple, please stop rubbing it in..
Woo.. water... racing.. hm.. meh..
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'Band' is the shizzle.
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If I was into baseball, the MLB thing looks hawt.
The medical apps are pretty neet, too.
The other game.. eh.. not too bad, either. I think the touch controls would actually be really irritating for an action/platformer.
Skeletor's back!
hmm.. the App store seems cool for devs. hmm....
mobile-me... ehhh.. I never used .mac anyway, so, bleh zzZZzzz... ugh, fast forward.. zzZzz...
iPhone 3G -- close! Too bad it's still AT&T based. I'll stick with Wi-Fi on my iPod touch and not have to worry about crap-ass AT&T "service".
Yay for GPS, brilliant
The reduced price point is getting there.. again, it's the AT&T problem. I can't wait until this goes T-Mobile. I'll wait.
Thank goodness this thing is over. I was sleeping through part of it. I hope next year's is more fun.
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